We had our first debate last night. And when I got onto the stage, I met this very spirited fellow who claimed to be Mitt Romney. But it couldn’t have been Mitt Romney—because the real Mitt Romney has been running around the country for the last year promising $5 trillion in tax cuts that favor the wealthy. The fellow on stage last night said he didn’t know anything about that.
The real Mitt Romney said we don’t need any more teachers in our classrooms. But the fellow on stage last night, he loves teachers—can’t get enough of them. The Mitt Romney we all know invested in companies that were called “pioneers” of outsourcing jobs to other countries. But the guy on stage last night, he said that he doesn’t even know that there are such laws that encourage outsourcing—he’s never heard of them. Never heard of them. Never heard of tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. He said that if it’s true, he must need a new accountant.
Now, we know for sure it was not the real Mitt Romney, because he seems to be doing just fine with his current accountant. So you see, the man on stage last night, he does not want to be held accountable for the real Mitt Romney’s decisions and what he’s been saying for the last year. And that’s because he knows full well that we don’t want what he’s been selling for the last year. So Governor Romney may dance around his positions, but if you want to be President, you owe the American people the truth.
President Obama in Denver, CO today (via barackobama)
Does this photo remind anyone of the school bus stop scene from Forrest Gump? It is embarrassing and hilarious at the same time for me.
What is up with Windows Media Player’s identification of the new John Mayer album Born and Raised?
Rockin my true colors at Silver Dollar City in Branson, MO. Got to shout out the new album news to some potential new fans.
In 1995 my boss, Jim Parish, gave me this bottle of Jim Beam. He told me to open it when I have a son. Back then I didn’t think I wanted to be a dad. My beautiful son is now seven years old and my wife and I celebrate our 24th wedding anniversary today. It felt like a good time to open this bottle. Jim has passed away, but he took a young man with a marketing degree and turned me into a salesman. Here’s to you Jim. Thank you for the education and thank you for the Jim Beam.
Still not sure how I feel about the #JhnMyr tag on my right butt cheek. The fabric is the most comfortable shirt I have ever owned so I’m living in it this summer.